I bet you thought I was soft and sweet, you thought an angel swept you off your feet.

Dearest Math

If I can finally find the replay button on a new phone within five minutes instead of five months, I can do it.

If I can download songs without as much difficulty as before,

I am in fact, a changed person.

Whole new human.

I have rebirthed and returned as some superhero.

I am cereal.

Chemistry, too.

Don't you dare look down on me.

I'll gobble that down soon enough,

And stop flunking.

Pft.